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charletitia:

i wet myself at this bit when i first saw it

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pilgrimm:

puppiedog:

i thought he was doing a handstand onhis cat

he’s not?

(Source: meme-meme)

Posted 4 hours ago
hipst3rr-wh0re:


This is a bridge in Paris. You hang locks on it with the name of you & your boyfriend/girlfriend/best-friend then throw the key into the river. So even though the friend/relationship may end, you can’t remove the lock. It stays there forever, as relevance to someone once a part of your life.

amazing

hipst3rr-wh0re:

This is a bridge in Paris. You hang locks on it with the name of you & your boyfriend/girlfriend/best-friend then throw the key into the river. So even though the friend/relationship may end, you can’t remove the lock. It stays there forever, as relevance to someone once a part of your life.

amazing

(Source: andrewbreitel)

Posted 4 hours ago

efronsbutt:

i steal jokes from tumblr and say them in real life and my friends think im a comedic genius

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  1. shit that blows: explosive diarrhea
Posted 5 hours ago
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

brendonross:

The beginning of I Write Sins Not Tragedies slowed down and layered over The Ballad of Mona Lisa

(Source: magdajane)

Posted 5 hours ago

ryan-ross:

okay my other giveaway cool i don’t really wear any of these shirts anymore/some of them I never wore at all, all of them are gently used, no tears or anything.

rules are you have to be following me and you can like and reblog as many times as you like that’s about it. I’m using a random number generator to pick the winner. it ends Saturday, June second. Whoo.

Included:

  • A limited addition MCR jacket, some of the first merch they ever made (size medium, but it’s nice and baggy)
  • The MCR American Widow shirt (size medium)
  • The “clocks” Black Parade MCR shirt (size medium)
  • House of Wolves black MCR shirt (size medium)
  • Snake and Skull MCR shirt (size small)
  • “Hot Mess” Cobra shirt (size medium)
  • Vices and Virtues Panic! At The Disco shirt (size large, but it runs slim)
  • Black and White Linkin Park shirt (size medium)
  • Nightmare Avenged Sevenfold shirt (size medium)
  • Batskull pink/purple Avenged Sevenfold shirt (size large, runs small)
  • Avenged Sevenfold Nightmare hoodie (size medium)
  • Panic! At The Disco green and purple wrist band (not pictured)
  • Avenged Sevenfold Nightmare wrist band (not pictured)
  • Panic! At The Disco Silver Pendant Necklace 
  • Also a Batman shirt because who the hell doesn’t love Batman (size small)

enjoy and may the odds be ever in your favor

okay that was gay my apologies

Posted 5 hours ago
Posted 5 hours ago

ryan-ross:

okay my other giveaway cool i don’t really wear any of these shirts anymore/some of them I never wore at all, all of them are gently used, no tears or anything.

rules are you have to be following me and you can like and reblog as many times as you like that’s about it. I’m using a random number generator to pick the winner. it ends Saturday, June second. Whoo.

Included:

  • A limited addition MCR jacket, some of the first merch they ever made (size medium, but it’s nice and baggy)
  • The MCR American Widow shirt (size medium)
  • The “clocks” Black Parade MCR shirt (size medium)
  • House of Wolves black MCR shirt (size medium)
  • Snake and Skull MCR shirt (size small)
  • “Hot Mess” Cobra shirt (size medium)
  • Vices and Virtues Panic! At The Disco shirt (size large, but it runs slim)
  • Black and White Linkin Park shirt (size medium)
  • Nightmare Avenged Sevenfold shirt (size medium)
  • Batskull pink/purple Avenged Sevenfold shirt (size large, runs small)
  • Avenged Sevenfold Nightmare hoodie (size medium)
  • Panic! At The Disco green and purple wrist band (not pictured)
  • Avenged Sevenfold Nightmare wrist band (not pictured)
  • Panic! At The Disco Silver Pendant Necklace 
  • Also a Batman shirt because who the hell doesn’t love Batman (size small)

enjoy and may the odds be ever in your favor

okay that was gay my apologies

Posted 5 hours ago

When my mom is baking and asks if anyone wants to lick the spoon

sodamnrelatable:

via sodamnrelatable

(Source: dontworrybekarl)

Posted 5 hours ago

kordova:

seerofbuttcheeks:

fucking zoo tycoon holy shit

suck it up orca 167

(Source: treacherousgnome)

Posted 5 hours ago
Posted 5 hours ago

ryan-ross:

okay my other giveaway cool i don’t really wear any of these shirts anymore/some of them I never wore at all, all of them are gently used, no tears or anything.

rules are you have to be following me and you can like and reblog as many times as you like that’s about it. I’m using a random number generator to pick the winner. it ends Saturday, June second. Whoo.

Included:

  • A limited addition MCR jacket, some of the first merch they ever made (size medium, but it’s nice and baggy)
  • The MCR American Widow shirt (size medium)
  • The “clocks” Black Parade MCR shirt (size medium)
  • House of Wolves black MCR shirt (size medium)
  • Snake and Skull MCR shirt (size small)
  • “Hot Mess” Cobra shirt (size medium)
  • Vices and Virtues Panic! At The Disco shirt (size large, but it runs slim)
  • Black and White Linkin Park shirt (size medium)
  • Nightmare Avenged Sevenfold shirt (size medium)
  • Batskull pink/purple Avenged Sevenfold shirt (size large, runs small)
  • Avenged Sevenfold Nightmare hoodie (size medium)
  • Panic! At The Disco green and purple wrist band (not pictured)
  • Avenged Sevenfold Nightmare wrist band (not pictured)
  • Panic! At The Disco Silver Pendant Necklace 
  • Also a Batman shirt because who the hell doesn’t love Batman (size small)

enjoy and may the odds be ever in your favor

okay that was gay my apologies