Posted 2 days ago

tablespoons:

those albums that you can listen to straight through without skipping any songs

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(Source: jesuschristvevo)

Posted 2 days ago

The True Lies Of The Not-So-Fabulous Killjoys: imawanchor: dylanofryin: actual picture of actual one direction fans...

worthyourweightinfanfiction:

imawanchor:

dylanofryin:

actual picture of actual one direction fans image

it’s like a scene from a zombie movie

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Posted 2 days ago
Posted 2 days ago
Posted 3 days ago

hell-is-my-division:

destiel-sherlocked-the-tardis:

At the Tumblr meet up in hell, Crowley will probably just sit there like;

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Why did I let these people in?

imagine millions of hungry fangirls in hell

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Posted 3 days ago
Posted 3 days ago

isurvivedthekobayashimaru:

I was at walmart the other day, and I was sitting on a bench waiting for my mom to pay, and I was braiding my hair because that’s something I do when I’m bored, and this dude walks by and says, “hey baby, what else can you do with your hands?” I gave him my most polite smile and said in the sweetest way possible, “strangle you.

And I think I actually scared him because his eyes got kind of wide and he just walked away.

(Source: shesdonejim)

Posted 3 days ago

mirrortraffic:

NEW DEVELOPMENTS

apparently my mom is not even home

and the person i hear puttering around the house is the carpet cleaning service

I’VE BEEN YELLING ‘GRILL ME A CHEESE’ AT THEM FOR 20 MINUTES

Posted 4 days ago

casualcynic:

So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.

This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.

…you know. Just when I start to lose faith in humanity….Hm.

Posted 4 days ago
Posted 4 days ago

yourendorphine:

homophobic participating countries who didn’t show the gay kiss on eurovision must pay a fine because eurovision must be shown from beginning to end without cutting anything out and they are banned from eurovision for the next three years

i am crying right now i love you europe

Posted 4 days ago

rneerkat:

rneerkat:

lms if u dont know what hola means

so apparently lms means “like my status” not “learn more spanish”????

Posted 6 days ago

lokiofgreece:

Carry on my wayward son
There’ll be peace when you are done
Lay your weary head to rest
Don’t you cry no more.

Posted 1 week ago

fasterfood:

hey time to start working out for a summer body *does 5 sit ups* ok great start team lets hit up mcdonalds to celebrate our work

Posted 1 week ago

klausenjoysthehunt:

To people who followed me for one specific fandom, I am so so sorry

(Source: oneoftheherondales)